Stories schmories
Extracts from emails of bored people at work---
"ello to those who r just as bored....continue the story.....but you must
always include the word PURPLE"
Once upon a sun shiny day, Carrie was driving her little PURPLE kancil and PURPLE People Eater was playing on the radio, she stopped her little car by the road and picked up....
[by Princess Frou Frou]
a YELLOW coloured suitcase with PURPLE engravings of the word "FLY AWAY" in the front. When she got home, she opened it up and gasped!!! Immediately she called Buttercup...
>Carrie: Buttercup! You would NOT believe what I just found.
>Buttercup: What? What???
>Carries: you know what we spoke about last night....
>Buttercup: [silence] ...OH-MY-god....no way...no f*ckin way...
>Carrie: ....-->
[by Neurotic Little Girl]
>Carrie:...-->its exactly what we talked bout last night, come over quick, i think its waking up..!
>Buttercup: Shit! i will be there in a jiffy.
Buttercup decides to put on her PURPLE panties and PURPLE skirt and rushed out the door. While she was driving , she was thinking to herself.....
[judgejules]
"I should have worn my PURPLE bra to match my PURPLE panties. Special occasion and everything!"
In a jiffy she was at Carrie's house, her heaving bosum struggling to
contain the rapidly beating heart underneath her F cups. She knocked on Carrie's PURPLE door hurriedly. She could hear Carrie's 157kg ass running across the living room to get the door. "Seriously," wonders Buttercup, "how does she fit in that damn PURPLE kancil?" And suddenly the door swings open.....
[Rambo Kitty]
and Buttercup shouted "Oh my friggin god.....you openED the yellow bag din you???!?! oh nOOooo...!" but it was too late...carrie could no longer hear her...she kept on singing to herself "i hate u, u hate me, lets get together and kill Barney...with a big loud BAng and thats the end of it....no more PUUuurrpleeeeeEE dinosaur!"[to the tune of nursery rhyme -this old man-]
.....then suddenly light shone out of the yellow bag...
[Princess frou frou]
Out pops Wei Wei as she gracefully glides out of the bag holding a voucher from her company that says FREE slimming sessions for Carries until she slims down to ideal weight of 55kg. Carrie snaps out of delirium and squeals in delight!!!!.....
[Neurotic Little Girl]
Carrie quickly grabbed the Voucher from Wei Wei and agreed to follow Wei Wei into the Yellow coloured suitcase. "Poof" - Carrie and Wei Wei gone ... without saying GoodBye to Buttercup. Leaving behind only the PURPLE bra and RED undies.
Furious Buttercup decided to drive to Bubble's house and bitch about that fat ass Carrie for opening the YELLOW suitcase alone.
[Chloe]
Such are the creative minds of chicas in their mid 20s.
We are still considered mid 20s right?
right?
right?
right?
ok...guys who read this would most prolly think...."man...all a woman thinks about is her weight, which underwear goes with which and how powerpuff girls are symbolic in some ?? and they always end everythin with bitchin"
BUT fuck cares....it sure was entertaining
thanks for participating guys!
"ello to those who r just as bored....continue the story.....but you must
always include the word PURPLE"
Once upon a sun shiny day, Carrie was driving her little PURPLE kancil and PURPLE People Eater was playing on the radio, she stopped her little car by the road and picked up....
[by Princess Frou Frou]
a YELLOW coloured suitcase with PURPLE engravings of the word "FLY AWAY" in the front. When she got home, she opened it up and gasped!!! Immediately she called Buttercup...
>Carrie: Buttercup! You would NOT believe what I just found.
>Buttercup: What? What???
>Carries: you know what we spoke about last night....
>Buttercup: [silence] ...OH-MY-god....no way...no f*ckin way...
>Carrie: ....-->
[by Neurotic Little Girl]
>Carrie:...-->its exactly what we talked bout last night, come over quick, i think its waking up..!
>Buttercup: Shit! i will be there in a jiffy.
Buttercup decides to put on her PURPLE panties and PURPLE skirt and rushed out the door. While she was driving , she was thinking to herself.....
[judgejules]
"I should have worn my PURPLE bra to match my PURPLE panties. Special occasion and everything!"
In a jiffy she was at Carrie's house, her heaving bosum struggling to
contain the rapidly beating heart underneath her F cups. She knocked on Carrie's PURPLE door hurriedly. She could hear Carrie's 157kg ass running across the living room to get the door. "Seriously," wonders Buttercup, "how does she fit in that damn PURPLE kancil?" And suddenly the door swings open.....
[Rambo Kitty]
and Buttercup shouted "Oh my friggin god.....you openED the yellow bag din you???!?! oh nOOooo...!" but it was too late...carrie could no longer hear her...she kept on singing to herself "i hate u, u hate me, lets get together and kill Barney...with a big loud BAng and thats the end of it....no more PUUuurrpleeeeeEE dinosaur!"[to the tune of nursery rhyme -this old man-]
.....then suddenly light shone out of the yellow bag...
[Princess frou frou]
Out pops Wei Wei as she gracefully glides out of the bag holding a voucher from her company that says FREE slimming sessions for Carries until she slims down to ideal weight of 55kg. Carrie snaps out of delirium and squeals in delight!!!!.....
[Neurotic Little Girl]
Carrie quickly grabbed the Voucher from Wei Wei and agreed to follow Wei Wei into the Yellow coloured suitcase. "Poof" - Carrie and Wei Wei gone ... without saying GoodBye to Buttercup. Leaving behind only the PURPLE bra and RED undies.
Furious Buttercup decided to drive to Bubble's house and bitch about that fat ass Carrie for opening the YELLOW suitcase alone.
[Chloe]
Such are the creative minds of chicas in their mid 20s.
We are still considered mid 20s right?
right?
right?
right?
ok...guys who read this would most prolly think...."man...all a woman thinks about is her weight, which underwear goes with which and how powerpuff girls are symbolic in some ?? and they always end everythin with bitchin"
BUT fuck cares....it sure was entertaining
thanks for participating guys!
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