Discovery Channel : Astrology Section

Can someone with some knowledge about planetary alignment and how it affects one's life, please give me your 1800 number and i'd be calling for some advice.

Cause....
I didnt break any mirrors
No black cat crossed my path
I didnt walk under any ladders
BUT have i been dealt with some shite cards.

Lets start

Remember the travel channel.....well......
Everyone knows Airasia yea? Me and my big mouth i told a friend "nahh i doubt this flight would be delayed cause its the first flight of the day"
Everything up to the point before i reached the airport was surprisingly great.
I got picked up by my friend BusyBen and spent the evening following him all around.....and SpazTaz decided to come along and meet us, it was nice catching up, they got their massages and foot reflex.....supper.....they stayed up with me all the way till the dropped me at Central to catch the bus to LCCT....i met a nice guy chatted all the way....reach LCCT and then

*tah dah*

AK50 0630 "RETIMED"

How effin' clever are they, instead of 'delayed', they have come up with RETIMED as if it would somehow sooth one's anger.
I checked in, flight delayed till 830am.....$%@#$^%&!!!!
I waited....and waited and waited.....remember all this running on no sleep as i have been awake since 8am 24 hours before.
AND then....they announce....i thought, it was an announcement to begin boarding BUT NOOOooo....my flight was delayed ...oh wait cop tweet..."retimed" to 9 fuckin O clock!

i finally made my way to Guang Zhou and all i wanted was for rest and sleep. BUT my friggin cousin dragged me all over to see some things....with my 2 heavy bags and the rain!
Naturally i got ill......but we spent the whole day working and it got worse and the next day we were due to go into the city i was ill and i said, you got first i'll meet you in 2 hours....but for some reason my key decided not to work!!! The same key i've been using for the past half a year! So i was locked in.
I climbed into the neighbour's to try and wake him up so i could get out through his house but to no avail.

Anyway, my younger cousin came home, got me out then i left and went to meet my other cousin.
Took the bus etc all fine, got out of the station, couldnt get a cab....i hailed 6 cabs and all refused to bring me to where i needed to go.
No worries, i decided to use one of those handicap motorcab people.....one guy wanted to fuckin charge me RMB20! mBloody 'ell! I'd get there in a cab for that price.
Then a nicer dood came along and told me RMB12....got on his bike and man...he went at only 20km....so friggin slow in the hot son and pollution of guang zhou city.....ugh kill me!!!

I finally made it there lil time but got enough done.....but not all so we were due back there the next day.
We went for dinner with a supplier after, very yummy, caught the last bus homen AND GUESS WHAT?
The friggin bus stalled right outside the city at 10pm.....and because people here are a bit slow up there.....add the eediotism of this damn bus driver, it took so long to get the bus fix....fianlly we were on our way at 145am......and i finally reached home at 3am!!!!

AND GUESS WHAT, i was due up in another 4 hours to head back to that damn place!

i hate china
:(

Ok Ok i don't hate HATE it....

I think my planetary alignment is all screwy.....cause something bad happens everyday.....and i am still ill.....and i have some sort of gastric stress something which feels like 10 knives scratching inside me.

I gotta get me some;
rabbits tail
clover leaf
horse shoe
what else what else!?!?!