boredom leads to...

THIS.

One day at work with idle time and idle hands, i mass-emailed those i thought would participate in a game of story-words and below is what resulted:-

> > > > Once upon a time, there was a girl.
> > > > Her name is Paulette.
> > > > She was one funny girl who always wore a red hat. [frou frou]
> >
> > > > To her school, to the mall; each time she steps out of the house.
> > > > It was like a part fo Paulette.
> > > > And inside the big red hat......... [jeanette]
> >
> > > > she kept a fresh pair of knickers.
> > > > her favorite grandma-type one.
> > > > it was her lucky charm...... [farah]
> >
> > > > so one day, she was going out on a date
> > > > she hadn't been on a date in a long long time
> > > > and decided that for this date she would maximise her lucky charm
> > > > and wear it on her head. [aja]
> >
> > > > so she decided to fashion it as a bandana
> > > > with laces and holes in her knickers she got lucky that nite
> > > > it has been a long while since she felf so good all over
> > > > so she decided to advice all her single lonely sexless frens to wear
> > > > their granny's undies on their head to achieve the BIG O [nina]
> >
> > > > but it backfired and her luck wore off,
> > > > she was wearing a pair of red Harvi flip flop and suddenly...!!!
> > > > she noticed she stepped on a bundle of sh*t!!!...
> > > > ewwwww...there goes the 20 bucks... [keng]
> >
> > > > she had 10 more mins to her date with Georgy Pordy so she went in
> > > > search of water or a pair of new shoes.
> > > > She bought a pair of bata flip flops and threw her red Harvis but it
> > > > landed on.....[frou frou]
> >

...Frou frou's freshly washed and styled tresses which Reo charged her RM150.
"Eh what the fuck?!?" screams Frou Frou,
"Kan neh why did you throw dog sh*t covered havis on me you biatch?!??!?!"
cusses Frou frou, ready to start one mother of a bitch fight.
This is when Paulette realised that her grandma panties ain't so lucky no
more! Of course she should have figured out that although these panties are
freshly washed, she should have realised sooner that her lucky panties are
out of luck since they turned into a mushroom (aka formerly-known-as-white)
colour. What is she to do with a shit covered rampaging angry Frou frou coming after her and she's all out of luck? [Rutti]

Thus are the creative minds of my friends.
NOTE : I would not say "kann*h" so not my swear word Rutti!