YUPPERdeedooday yupperdeedoodah

i have to me delight discovered that there us wifi in my Dungeons!

Woo hoo....so mebe not having a ride and being stuck in Puchong ain gonna be that bad huh.
At least, i will be able to update my trials and tribulation of voluntarily eating hardship horseshit ["chiak khor" hokkien , "seik ku" canto]

I arrived at KL this mornin, had breakies with my couz at maccas headed home to refreshed and was dropped off at mommyT's for yummy home made hokkien mee and of course to see lil trin...our delightful lil bundle of joy.....our delight - she's the first baby out of the factory from this bunch of girlies!

After was dropped off at the Curve to meet my couz, headed to Sungai Wang to find all this hidden shops with purrrtyy clothes but sadly they dun fit coz ima FATbuttPHAT.

Got back to my "home" [for only God knows how long] bonded with my couz over unpacking and photos and we watchhed "in her shoes" good sentimental movie with hella lot of purrrty shoes shoes shoes!

Now, 1223am.....waking up in exact 7 hours and 7 mins time.....wish me luck for my first day in the torture chamber !

what's your TEMPERMENT?

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

What Temperment Are You?

Dictionary
chol·er·ic (kŏl'ə-rĭk, kə-lĕr'ĭk)
adj.
Easily angered; bad-tempered.
Showing or expressing anger.

NOW that is definitely me!
haha

what GODDESS are you?

You Are Aphrodite!

A total shining star with a ton of admirers And no wonder: you live life to the fullest! When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on

What Goddess Are You?

ET entertainment today! Episode : Quirk's of Quirkies alike!

Conversation extracted from recent MSN boredom :-

bvuhaussen says:
i went for some salsa last saturday...finally had a decent partner who asked me to dance...a bit short but he could lead

bvuhaussen says:
hehehe

wander? lust? says:
cina fella?

frou f r o u says:
indian fella kekekek

frou f r o u says:
yanadeh yinga porengeh

wander? lust? says:
ohhh does that mean that the indians have replaced the latinas?

frou f r o u says:
i dunch noe

bvuhaussen says:
whats this?

bvuhaussen says:
indians? latinas?

bvuhaussen says:
JESUS

bvuhaussen says:
sean paul is HOT

frou f r o u says:
i dun get da sean paul hot thing

bvuhaussen says:
his presence affects me

bvuhaussen says:
dont ask me why

frou f r o u says:
AHHh………ok

bvuhaussen says:
brrrrrrrr

frou f r o u says:
like balding chinese men?

bvuhaussen says:
oooooOOooo..receeding hairline ones

bvuhaussen says:
like lee kuan yew's son

bvuhaussen says:
lee hsien loong!!!!

bvuhaussen says:
ooooooooOOOoooooooooooo

bvuhaussen says:
brrrrrr

wander? lust? says:
my gawd the curse is coming true

frou f r o u says:
wut curse?

bvuhaussen says:
ggrrrr mmiiaaaoooooo ffft fffttttfttt (thats a cat scratching)

bvuhaussen says:
the CINA CURSE

bvuhaussen says:
the curse of the oreint!

frou f r o u says:
y is there a cina orient curse?

bvuhaussen says:
coz never in my life would i have ever find cinas appealing after the whole Mr. BeBot incident .... oh well...let karma take its due course

frou f r o u says:
kkekkeekkKkkekekekekKEKEKKE BE BOT Be bot

wander? lust? says:
mmmm lee hsien loong huh? now thats one "jade dragon" that can definately enter "the beaver grotto"

frou f r o u says:
euwwWwww....hahahha

wander? lust? says:
wahahahaha i crack me up!

bvuhaussen says:
tall dragon bashful beaver....

bvuhaussen says:
haahahhahhahhahaha

bvuhaussen says:
crouching hsien loon hidden bvuh

frou f r o u says:
ahhahahakaakkakskkakakkaka

bvuhaussen says:
ama-ged-it-on with tall receeding hairline cina men

wander? lust? says:
wahahahahahaa

wander? lust? says:
imagine all the inter-racial/inter-country porn those two could make

bvuhaussen says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



frou f r o u says:
i m so fat

frou f r o u says:
65 fuckin kg

bvuhaussen says:
tell me abt it...i just noticed my ballooning belly

bvuhaussen says:
hehhe..frou frou i'm as heavy as u la wei

frou f r o u says:
n here i m stuffin my face with fake msian tim tams'

frou f r o u says:
u taller than me laaa woiii

wander? lust? says:
dude i'm 70kg

wander? lust? says:
im the fattest of em all

bvuhaussen says:
lets not talk weight and fats ok? we be lovin our curves!!!!

bvuhaussen says:
its ok..mama can be our trainer...

bvuhaussen says:
we be runnin' swimmin' joggin' everyday (sing to the tune of we'll be burning by sean da paul)

frou f r o u says:
mebe u shld fine a baldin cina rapper kekeke

bvuhaussen says:
eewww

bvuhaussen says:
that soooo doesnt go

bvuhaussen says:
i have specific professions for my men

frou f r o u says:
baldin cina professionals

frou f r o u says:
rappin jamaican dudes in corn rows

bvuhaussen says:
for jamaicans they've got to be musicians...latinos got to be horny lepak dancers wannabe musicians.....cinas got to be economist or accountant or businessman

bvuhaussen says:
hhheheheheheh

frou f r o u says:
i almost got it all right

wander? lust? says:
or engineers

wander? lust? says:
that way bvuhaussen can have one more thing in common with them!

bvuhaussen says:
since i'm an engineer...i dont want another engineer in the equation

bvuhaussen says:
so he will never find out i'm such a shit engineer...heehhe

bvuhaussen says:
hehehehe...tickled pink

bvuhaussen says:
frou frou...u seem to know alot of jade dragons

bvuhaussen says:
intro la wei

frou f r o u says:
hahahahahah

bvuhaussen says:
well...at least more jade than me la

frou f r o u says:
they r either too ah beng n not bald...or u can have rico suave or pakcik p

bvuhaussen says:
i heard abt rico suave ...he got young chickadees who skinny and hot right?

bvuhaussen says:
need a dragon who doesnt mind extra cushion for the pushin

frou f r o u says:
hrmmmMmmMm

bvuhaussen says:
pakcik p...havent heard from him in ages

frou f r o u says:
must they be baldin?



bvuhaussen says:
sigh...i can picture us sitting at a mamak and talking shit like this alllll night long...and cracking up like we just smoked up

frou f r o u says:
ello? got disc

wander? lust? says:
yesh

wander? lust? says:
im confused now

bvuhaussen says:
haiyo

frou f r o u says:
we're smokin up??

frou f r o u says:
eke

wander? lust? says:
we are?

bvuhaussen says:
we be smokin yo

bvuhaussen says:
some got gold and oil all we got is mary J

bvuhaussen says:
legalize it! time to recognize it!

bvuhaussen says:
sorry yo.....dealing with shit heads at the office resorts to the buv off her head with crap....

bvuhaussen says:
everyday i love u less n less (aa aa aa aa)

frou f r o u says:
aaaaaaa aaa aAAA 

wander? lust? says:
all i have in my head is bob marley

wander? lust? says:
how cliche is that?

wander? lust? says:
i wanna love ya, i wanna love and treat ya, love and treat ya right

bvuhaussen says:
possums love bob marley

bvuhaussen says:
hewwoo little poodledink possum on the fence....

bvuhaussen says:
koochi koochi kkooooo.....

frou f r o u says:
possum? we talkin possum?

frou f r o u says:
like ...

frou f r o u says:
wanderlust's Mr. Firemen "Oo! look, possum!"

wander? lust? says:
duuhhhhh matt damon!

wander? lust? says:
that was the closest call i have ever had!

wander? lust? says:
pheeewwwwww



frou f r o u says:
guys i might get a heart attack soon

frou f r o u says:
coz my chest is really tight it friggin hurts n i get lotsa heart burns n they say heart burns comes before a heart attack

frou f r o u says:
so anythin of mine into the will for any of u?

bvuhaussen says:
have u checked ur cholestorol? sugar level etc?

bvuhaussen says:
lemme see...i want some of ur clothes....the rainbow boobtube

bvuhaussen says:
i cant fit ur ttac shoes..damn it

wander? lust? says:
muahahha the shoes are MINEEE!!

frou f r o u says:
yea...ana has lay claim to the shoes but i figure ok...coz u both cant wear it

frou f r o u says:
oops...sorry wonderlust

frou f r o u says:
rainbow top……dats all?

bvuhaussen says:
some frou frou skirts

frou f r o u says:
u can have my pretty MNG workin skirt...n my frou frou skirts

bvuhaussen says:
YEY

bvuhaussen says:
jeans....i cant wear mine now

frou f r o u says:
ok laa...closet i give to u n wonderlust then u guys can pick an choose

wander? lust? says:
there is a reason why i dont want frou frou to die of a herat attack but it aint the right one

bvuhaussen says:
heheheh

bvuhaussen says:
its ok wonderlust...we have spare closet in pg with loads of funky clothes

wander? lust? says:
if i cant have her shoes then she cant dieee

bvuhaussen says:
so as a tribute..we will deck her outfits to her wake ok?

frou f r o u says:
woopeee

frou f r o u says: (
yea...like during my funeral u all must wear MY collection

bvuhaussen says:
we'll be absolutely fabulous

wander? lust? says:
does this mean i have to go on a diet to fit my ass into her clothes

wander? lust? says:
hot damn...2 birds, 1 stone

Question & Answer session

Question:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Answer:

To getaway from all dat Bird Flu germs


GAWD i'm lame but people....*wanring* no more chickies for the tummies coz some chicken in Malaysia din look left or right before crossin the road and has been hit by the deadly Bird FLu.

physical trials and tribulation

i have to my delight discovered a little quaint retail shop amidst the cina-beng filled mall.
80's collection.
Very nice.
Its the kinda shop that has a lil something for everyone.

i love the clothes they carry...all things carrie to samantha to miranda to charlotte but what i love most of all is that this place carries the clothes i visualise in my mind.
Sadly though...most items are free sizeor are up to M. To me i reckon their S stands for Small and their M stands for Miniscule.

However, i like how they are not physically discriminating as opposed to this retail outlet quite famously know as "Geb".
i saw a top to my liking in "Geb" and asked if they had a bigger size which to the lady answered "Oo ka tua eh tapi lu beh cheng, ee eh cutting si kaseh eh" [for those who do not speak the cina it meant - yes we do have a bigger size but it won't fit you cause its a smaller cut].

Now that is discriminatory, not a common discrimination but one nevertheless.
She could have got me the bigger top and if i could not fit, i wouldn't stoopidly squeeze my big oversized self into it.

But i guess sometimes this under-educated ladies would not know how to be politically correct [yes i know i m discriminating towards her to but hey, if she can, why can't i, its my blog!]

Back to my newly discovered little quaint shop, one of a kind clothes at cheap affordable prices with retail assistants who are patient and do not discriminate.
I ended up buying 3 things that could fit me, walked away from those which couldnt and left without a negative vibe as i did from "Geb"!

boredom leads to...

THIS.

One day at work with idle time and idle hands, i mass-emailed those i thought would participate in a game of story-words and below is what resulted:-

> > > > Once upon a time, there was a girl.
> > > > Her name is Paulette.
> > > > She was one funny girl who always wore a red hat. [frou frou]
> >
> > > > To her school, to the mall; each time she steps out of the house.
> > > > It was like a part fo Paulette.
> > > > And inside the big red hat......... [jeanette]
> >
> > > > she kept a fresh pair of knickers.
> > > > her favorite grandma-type one.
> > > > it was her lucky charm...... [farah]
> >
> > > > so one day, she was going out on a date
> > > > she hadn't been on a date in a long long time
> > > > and decided that for this date she would maximise her lucky charm
> > > > and wear it on her head. [aja]
> >
> > > > so she decided to fashion it as a bandana
> > > > with laces and holes in her knickers she got lucky that nite
> > > > it has been a long while since she felf so good all over
> > > > so she decided to advice all her single lonely sexless frens to wear
> > > > their granny's undies on their head to achieve the BIG O [nina]
> >
> > > > but it backfired and her luck wore off,
> > > > she was wearing a pair of red Harvi flip flop and suddenly...!!!
> > > > she noticed she stepped on a bundle of sh*t!!!...
> > > > ewwwww...there goes the 20 bucks... [keng]
> >
> > > > she had 10 more mins to her date with Georgy Pordy so she went in
> > > > search of water or a pair of new shoes.
> > > > She bought a pair of bata flip flops and threw her red Harvis but it
> > > > landed on.....[frou frou]
> >

...Frou frou's freshly washed and styled tresses which Reo charged her RM150.
"Eh what the fuck?!?" screams Frou Frou,
"Kan neh why did you throw dog sh*t covered havis on me you biatch?!??!?!"
cusses Frou frou, ready to start one mother of a bitch fight.
This is when Paulette realised that her grandma panties ain't so lucky no
more! Of course she should have figured out that although these panties are
freshly washed, she should have realised sooner that her lucky panties are
out of luck since they turned into a mushroom (aka formerly-known-as-white)
colour. What is she to do with a shit covered rampaging angry Frou frou coming after her and she's all out of luck? [Rutti]

Thus are the creative minds of my friends.
NOTE : I would not say "kann*h" so not my swear word Rutti!

the sin of eNVY

Step #1 - HI....i'm frou frou and i m a enviousholic!

Its ironic how my favourite scent is Envy by Gucci but the sin of eNVY is one that engulfs me.
I do not deny that i commit no other sin but that of envy i reckon i feel more than others.

I do not envy superstars and celebrities but i envy my friends.
I wonder whether i am the only one to do so amongst my friends....or is there another one or two of you who might feel the same?

OR maybe this feeling isnt so uncommon after all?

Worries

Some worries are more significant than others but then there are those worries which are insignificant but yet when it happens it could be pretty devastating.

Take for e.g. a worry that had me bugged today.
[ALERT : For those with a weak stomach do not go further]


As of next week i shall be based in KL for a month or 2.
KL famous for its traffic jams has me worried.
Some creatures of habit are able to release themselves [in other words, take a crap] in the morning right after they wake up.
I on the other hand cannot seem to put a timetable to the systems of my bowels. :p
Many a time i've woken up, showered, changed and tried in vain to take a crap then head for work but fail then get a stomachache on the way to work. Penang no traffic jam no problem plus if u really really need to go there is always somewhere to stop and drop.
BUT KL + Traffic Jams + Highways = Big Problemo
i'm in deep shit! Pardon the pun!

ok...enuff grossness from me for a while...but hey i'm at work and i'm bored.

bvuhaussen's

what do u call a happy burger in malay?



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happy burger = burgembira

kekeke cracks me up!

parent traps

anyone whose close to me knows that my parents though we may all live in the same house are not on speaking terms...[fade into tra la la mode]

so here i was at work today - i now work for my dad -
sitting at my table i overheard him calling the dressmaker "uh the dress that my wife made, is it ready?"
how friggin weird is it to hear that when i know :
1- my parents totally ignore each other; and
2- my mum doesnt get dresses made

so i asked him point blank "so, is there any other woman in your life now?" and he just sez "no." without even blinking once.
why is it that my father feels the nid to lie to me and cover up when i m the only other adult who knows of his wayward ways and yet not write him off.

i should most prolly tell him that i saw him with the other woman too huh?

but hey i guess he likes to be in denial and think that his little girl doesnt know the ways of the world and definitely not the ways of a wayward man...man his denial power is strong

my LIFE

i got a call from my 3rd uncle summoning me to go down to kl...so i
shall be moving down to kl....real real soon...this week next week
sumwhere there....n for at least a month if not more.

i m happy wif the thought of goin to kl for a while....but i m goin
from mild depression into manic depression becoz kl is fine...but i m
heading for the torture chamber.

some of u must have heard me say this but for those who havent....on a
recent trip to bangkok with the family i becoming this eager to please
weasel kinda person becoz i know i m judged by my every move n
decision n everythin.

here is an e.g.
on the first nite the AC in the room my couz n i stayed in broke down.
so her dad came in n saw n said nm tonite we just sleep but tomorrow
can change room etc...
ok so after a full day tromping around safari grounds then shoppin etc
i went to the reception to get the room changed which is wut my 5th
uncle said to do n it is the most logical thing to do right.

ok....so yesterday i got summoned
then my dad said dun bring down my ride then i said ...ok how m i
gonna get around n all..
then he said aiyoh...u arr please laa....ur 3rd uncle alredi said u
kenot take hardship in life....."your daughter arr....kenot wan la...AC
spoil also must go make big deal of it n change room"
FUCKIN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean its the correct thing to do right? u pay for a room for the
service u shld get it right?????

anyway, u see wut i mean bout being judged?
well the shit thing is that its a lose lose situation...there are so
many of them there n most of em ain nice.....so e.g. i change hotel
room 5th uncle thought good...she can handle herself etc but then 3rd uncle
thought shit of me...
then if i do wut 3rd uncle would like then other uncle or ppl will
think i m stoopid or cacat or lazy....its just horifuckinble

its a no win situation its torture
wut dat hell am i sposed to do?

so no ride...in torture chamber....no ah man...
living in puchong n no i musnt go out coz i have to sit in my room n
eat a plate or hardship horseshit

sighhh

LURVeeEEe BUG

i decided its too generic to celebrate the over-advertised valentine's day and declare this week LURve Week so Happy Lurving peeps!





ohHh....and new fabphotos are up at www.fabphotos.blogspot.com

toodles poodles with oodles of love noodles

gaWd i'm lame

lame dame :p

*smOochies*

power puffin girl

power puffin girl
Originally uploaded by frou fr0u.

me berthdai cake
spiffy!